maplehoofs:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”

maplehoofs:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”

opheliasaoirse:

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours

omfg, I live near Yass and I never noticed this. 

I have driven past that sign twice now and i have only just noticed that now.

marxvx:

to all the carnists who say going vegan is “too expensive:” i just got back from scavenging the dumpsters behind whole foods and found
one ripped dishwashing glove (repaired with duct tape)
two used duracell batteries
the key to a volvo
a losing lottery ticket from last night’s mega millions drawing

marxvx:

to all the carnists who say going vegan is “too expensive:” i just got back from scavenging the dumpsters behind whole foods and found

  • one ripped dishwashing glove (repaired with duct tape)
  • two used duracell batteries
  • the key to a volvo
  • a losing lottery ticket from last night’s mega millions drawing

anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

It’s odd because they look like cards against humanity cards.

It’s odd because they look like cards against humanity cards.

rinrinyuka:

Coaching

rinrinyuka:

Coaching

am-saint:

baggytrousers27:

I feel like gender segregated sex ed is kinda silly because if everybody knows what’s what and what’s going on for other people then there could be a lot less awkwardness and a lot more comfortable and interesting discussions.

I always carry bandaids around in case of injuries to friends and I…

You may, but in the same time you could ask yourself a question - if these girls would think of asking you for pads if need arised? Accidents are hidden so you may never know they needed it. But if they feel comfortable enough to share these things with you, and know you have some on hand, then why the hell not? It could save some poor soul, and they sure would be grateful.

And as far as I’m concerned anti-inflammatory or any pain killers are must to always have near. Things DO happen.

Cheers. Always nice to get friendly advice from friends on tumblr. ¦ )

disenchanted-delusions answered: Do it, have a female friend leave a note in the girl bathrooms so people can text you and meet up at your locker. Black market hygene.

That last bit would make an excellent name for a band.

Sexualities/Genders (And Other Terms One Should Know)
Heterosexual: Male-identifying individual sexually attracted to a female-identifying individual, and vice-versa.
Homosexual: Someone attracted to someone of the same gender as themselves.
Bisexual: Sexually attracted to two or more genders.
Polysexual: Sexually attracted to many genders, but not all.
Pansexual: Sexually attracted to all genders. (this and bisexual, and sometimes polysexual, are often considered to be the same thing and different people may simply identify as any one of them due to their own personal reasons)
Demisexual: Sexually attracted to people only after forming a bond with them first.
Asexual: Having no /sexual attraction/ to others; having no desire to have sex.
Heteroromantic: Male-identifying individual romantically attracted to female-identifying individuals, and vice-versa.
Homoromantic: Attracted romantically to the same gender.
Biromantic: Attracted romantically to two or more genders
Polyromantic: Attracted to many genders (but not all)
Panromantic: Attracted romantically to all genders
Demiromantic: Romantically attracted to people only after forming a bond with them first.
Aromantic: Having no /romantic attraction/ to others; having no desire to be in a romantic relationship.
Polyamorous: Someone who is attracted to, and is comfortable with being in a relationship with more than one person at a time.
Transexual/Transgender (Term depending on generation and location): An individual who identifies as a gender other than the one they were assigned at birth to be. Often shortened to trans
Cisgender: Someone who identifies as the gender that they were assigned as at birth. (ex. matches their birth certificate) Often shortened to cis
Intersex: Someone who has ambiguous genitalia that doesn't fit into our strict dichotomy of uterus or testes. Often forced into surgery to correct their genitals at a very young age, causing psychological and physical harm later in life
Nonbinary: Outside of the gender binary of male and female. (Can be used as an umbrella term or as its own identity)
Genderqueer: Outside of the gender binary. (**This is not an umbrella term like the post said before I edited it! Do not use this as an umbrella term for nonbinary individuals, simply use 'nonbinary'. Queer is considered a slur and not everyone likes to be associated with the word)
Agender: Someone who feels gender neutral, or someone who experiences a 'lack' of gender.
Bigender: Someone who identifies as two separate genders.
Trigender: Someone who identifies as three separate genders.
Genderfluid: A gender that changes, or is 'fluid'.
Demigirl: Identifying partially as a woman, but not wholly.
Demiboy/guy: Identifying partially as a man, but not wholly.
Dmab: Designated Male at Birth.
Dfab: Designated Female at Birth.
Amab/Afab: Same as dmab/dmab, except with 'assigned' instead of 'designted'.
Camab/Cafab: Same as previous, except prefixed by 'coercively', to highlight the lack of choice.
Reblog to inform! And if there's any I missed or anything that should be clarified, please message me! Always looking to expand the proper vocab. : )
**I edited this post because it used some archaic and incorrect terms/definitions, and needed more terms added to it. -Vivian Mareepe
self-loved:

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

I think I’m A17 :)))

got a D10 and a C20 but gee I’d love to have C30s

self-loved:

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

I think I’m A17 :)))

got a D10 and a C20 but gee I’d love to have C30s

bluewindsummer:

I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

Click on the panels for translations.

More Avengers Comics

reallamefriends:

qualitymeat:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

Disneyland’s ducks make me so happy is embarrassing.

obveously:

markatch:

bevismusson:

northstarfan:

wittyusernameforthcoming:

wafflelovingbatgirl:

agelfeygelach:

Why don’t most superheroines look like this?

Because most comic books are drawn by men.

Reblogging for artistic reference.

Yes. Artistic reference is why I am reblogging this.

This is why I hate it when people draw the likes of Wonder Woman or Power Girl or She-Hulk without making them muscular because ‘that’s not feminine’. Because clearly, you know, it bloody well is.

Totally reblogging for the artistic reference. Definitely.

artistic reference my ass i’m reblogging this because she’s fucking beautiful and her body is inspiring. also she so cute

90% sure her name is Kat Berezowski and I’m reblogging again because she’s always worth reblogging.

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

ebony and ironyyyyy

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

ebony and ironyyyyy