spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

*boom*
mom: what was that?
me: my shirt fell
mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
me: i was in it

sextblogger:

there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like

Or don’t if that’s your jig.

theangrymarshmallow:

justcashierthings:

temoreus:

yourcashierproblems:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

Will there ever be a day I don’t hear this?

I’M SO CONFUSED
IS THIS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT 160K PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WTF WHERE IS THIS FROM I DON’T GET IT

the people above you literally explained the joke

The confused person has obviously never been a cashier.

shadowedcenturion:

lithefider:

50shadesofpitchblack:

Pitch coming into a child’s room and encountering a dreamcatcher.

Pitch getting caught in said dreamcatcher.

Pitch tangled up and muffled screaming.

Pitch finally resigning himself to his fate.

Pitch in dreamcatchers is one of my favorite things.

// XDDDDDDDDDD 

awwww-cute:

This.face

awwww-cute:

This.face

abnormal-fallen-angel:

machomachi:

i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles

EXCUSE ME CAN I MAKE A NEST ON YOU

team-stydia:

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

omg

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

punktrolls:

Clothes don’t have a gender.

mockeryd:

sizvideos:

Watch the video 

Follow our Tumblr

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

eremiel-fallen-angel:

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

your sister sounds pleasant 

billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

thefeistypantsprincess:

I just gave blood and I feel a little self conscious because I’m the only person eating the snacks. Everyone else just up and left. I mean free snacks! Right?!?

If they don’t eat the snacks then all the more for you

raideo:

thememorythatcarrieson:

fuckyesdeadpool:

image

Deadpool

LOST MY SHIT AT DEADPOOL

WASNT INTERESTED IN REBLOGGING TILL I SAW THE DEADPOOL ONE OMFG