i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”
So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
omfg, I live near Yass and I never noticed this.
I have driven past that sign twice now and i have only just noticed that now.
to all the carnists who say going vegan is “too expensive:” i just got back from scavenging the dumpsters behind whole foods and found
- one ripped dishwashing glove (repaired with duct tape)
- two used duracell batteries
- the key to a volvo
- a losing lottery ticket from last night’s mega millions drawing
omfg that FACE
Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times
THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD
I feel like gender segregated sex ed is kinda silly because if everybody knows what’s what and what’s going on for other people then there could be a lot less awkwardness and a lot more comfortable and interesting discussions.
I always carry bandaids around in case of injuries to friends and I…
You may, but in the same time you could ask yourself a question - if these girls would think of asking you for pads if need arised? Accidents are hidden so you may never know they needed it. But if they feel comfortable enough to share these things with you, and know you have some on hand, then why the hell not? It could save some poor soul, and they sure would be grateful.
And as far as I’m concerned anti-inflammatory or any pain killers are must to always have near. Things DO happen.
Cheers. Always nice to get friendly advice from friends on tumblr. ¦ )
disenchanted-delusions answered: Do it, have a female friend leave a note in the girl bathrooms so people can text you and meet up at your locker. Black market hygene.
That last bit would make an excellent name for a band.
Natural Eye Color Chart
I think I’m A17 :)))
got a D10 and a C20 but gee I’d love to have C30s
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
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NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.
Disneyland’s ducks make me so happy is embarrassing.
Why don’t most superheroines look like this?
Because most comic books are drawn by men.
Reblogging for artistic reference.
Yes. Artistic reference is why I am reblogging this.
This is why I hate it when people draw the likes of Wonder Woman or Power Girl or She-Hulk without making them muscular because ‘that’s not feminine’. Because clearly, you know, it bloody well is.
Totally reblogging for the artistic reference. Definitely.
artistic reference my ass i’m reblogging this because she’s fucking beautiful and her body is inspiring. also she so cute
90% sure her name is Kat Berezowski and I’m reblogging again because she’s always worth reblogging.
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
ebony and ironyyyyy