flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins
there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like
Or don’t if that’s your jig.
I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny
Will there ever be a day I don’t hear this?
I’M SO CONFUSED
IS THIS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT 160K PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WTF WHERE IS THIS FROM I DON’T GET IT
the people above you literally explained the joke
The confused person has obviously never been a cashier.
Pitch coming into a child’s room and encountering a dreamcatcher.
Pitch getting caught in said dreamcatcher.
Pitch tangled up and muffled screaming.
Pitch finally resigning himself to his fate.
Pitch in dreamcatchers is one of my favorite things.
i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles
EXCUSE ME CAN I MAKE A NEST ON YOU
Clothes don’t have a gender.
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me
is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’
that would be the sister
your sister sounds pleasant
the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective
hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA
I just gave blood and I feel a little self conscious because I’m the only person eating the snacks. Everyone else just up and left. I mean free snacks! Right?!?
If they don’t eat the snacks then all the more for you